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Three Cold Hard As Fuck Truths For Why You’re Single
Look away, tender hearts.
1. You’re Ugly As Fuck
People like to say that looks are “superficial.” That it’s what’s inside that counts. That’s just a cope.
Yeah, we don’t live in a Disney movie, number 1. Number 2, I’m not convinced that judging and being judged based on looks is “being shallow” as many people claim. Your looks feed a lot into sexual attraction, and that matters a lot when it comes to whether you want to proecreate with someone. We judge things and people all the time based on their appearance. You know it and I know it. We are hardwired to like and want to preserve beautiful things. And fuck them, too. Anyone who says looks don’t matter is a naive idiot and a liar.
Looks can overcome a bad personality, being broke, a felonious criminal record, even being literally mentally ill.
Amber Heard just had twins. Yes, Amber Heard, the most toxic bitch on the planet. Sure, it was through surrogacy, but so what? I guarantee you there are millions of men out there who would still fuck her and get her pregnant if they could. Her crazy fucking genes will be surviving for another generation while yours are going extinct. Chew on that.
