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Screw Racism, Sexism, Economic Inequality, Corona, Fentanyl, Gentrification, Inflation, Wars, and TikTok — THIS is What’s Destroying This Country
And no, it’s not even puberty blockers for kiddies.
America. Land of the Lard Asses. Home of the Whopper and the Starbucks early morning milkshake. One nation, under obesity, with corndogs and Big Gulps for all.
I’m talking about SUGAR, of course. America’s original white powder addiction, which makes crack cocaine look like Stevia.
And that’s putting it lightly.
A little while ago I was at Wal-Mart and I had quite possibly the worst experience I’ve ever had in my life.
It was mid-morning. Around 9:30 AM. I forget exactly what I was there for, but I know I had to return something. So I was standing in line at customer service.
Ordinarily, I’m as focused as a stagecoach Clydesdale wearing blinders when I go to Wally World. I make a point to maintain precise tunnel vision. I won’t risk having my eyesight sullied by the likes of what you’ll see at a typical Flaw-Mart.