Fiction Affliction #4: E.T. was actually a botantist all along. Meanwhile, Elliott and Michael are casually assumed to be molesting their younger sister Gertie by their mother, who desperately wants to get laid. — E.T. and Me, a Brief History E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial and I have some history. It was actually the very first movie I ever saw in the theaters. It was summer of 1982. I, along with pretty much everyone on planet earth, got swept into the theaters to see the story about the creepy raisin-wrinkled, potato-shaped alien…